{"id":278,"date":"2004-02-16T13:51:22","date_gmt":"2004-02-16T13:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blog\/?p=278"},"modified":"2006-05-06T20:35:32","modified_gmt":"2006-05-06T11:35:32","slug":"for-those-who-doubted-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/2004\/02\/16\/for-those-who-doubted-me\/","title":{"rendered":"For those who doubted me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;about the starfish.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nI present the following evidence to support my theory that Patrick Star is a gay stereotype:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blogpics\/pat027.jpg\" ><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s bad with tools.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blogpics\/pat022.jpg\" ><\/p>\n<p>He has good hygiene habits.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blogpics\/pat014.jpg\" ><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a drama queen.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blogpics\/pat013.jpg\" ><\/p>\n<p>He&#8230;ummmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blogpics\/pat019.jpg\" ><\/p>\n<p>Need I say more?And that&#8217;s all without bringing the fact that he&#8217;s <b>PINK<\/b> or that his name&#8217;s &#8220;Patrick Star.&#8221; (Tell me that&#8217;s not a gay stripper name.) I expect the only reason he&#8217;s wearing trunks instead of a thong is that he&#8217;s so out of shape. Put his chunky butt on a treadmill and I bet they&#8217;d show you a lot more of it.<\/p>\n<p>Anybody still doubt me on this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;about the starfish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}