{"id":310,"date":"2006-02-03T20:41:11","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T20:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blog\/?p=310"},"modified":"2006-05-06T21:08:33","modified_gmt":"2006-05-06T12:08:33","slug":"fuck-blue-bonnet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/2006\/02\/03\/fuck-blue-bonnet\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Blue Bonnet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everything&#8217;s better with wasabi on it!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s no secret among my friends that I don&#8217;t have a very cultured palate. Sure, I know what good food is, and I like a nice meal now and then, but that doesn&#8217;t override one undeniable truth:<\/p>\n<p><b>Food is fuel.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s something to give you the energy to do whatever it is you do. Yeah, nobody wants to eat bland, tasteless food all the time &#8211; and I&#8217;m no exception. But I&#8217;m definitely no gourmand.<\/p>\n<p><b>I do like my foods to have some &#8220;zing&#8221; though.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>And this is where the wasabi comes in. Or on. This stuff is fantastic. I can&#8217;t eat sushi without loading up on it. Any time I&#8217;ve got soy sauce for dipping something in, it&#8217;s got to have a serious dose of wasabi added. Oh, I hear what you&#8217;re probably saying. &#8220;But that takes away from the flavors of the food you&#8217;re eating.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>So?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I like the flavor of wasabi. If the foods I&#8217;m eating don&#8217;t have a lot going for them, I&#8217;m going to give them something extra. And in case you doubt this is a good culinary approach, I&#8217;ve got two words for you:<\/p>\n<p><b>Fried. Chicken.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Have a dipping dish of wasabi-primed soy sauce handy next time you&#8217;ve got some fried chicken on your plate. Dunk the bird before you tear into and you&#8217;ll know where I&#8217;m coming from.<\/p>\n<p><b>Trust me.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything&#8217;s better with wasabi on it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}