{"id":324,"date":"2004-12-23T21:06:57","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T21:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blog\/?p=324"},"modified":"2006-05-06T21:32:46","modified_gmt":"2006-05-06T12:32:46","slug":"yummy-snacks-can-make-you-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/2004\/12\/23\/yummy-snacks-can-make-you-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"Yummy snacks can make you fat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an easy one just about anybody can make!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<b>Ingredients:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>1 package of cream cheese (block, not tub, standard 250 gram size)sweet Thai chili sauceRitz Crackers (or some other cracker you like)<\/p>\n<p><b>Directions:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>1.<\/b> Put cream cheese on a microwave safe plate. (If you&#8217;re by yourself, I suggest only using half the package.)<\/p>\n<p><b>2.<\/b> Pour sweet Thai chili sauce over the cream cheese. (Not the whole bottle, but enough to give it a good covering.)<\/p>\n<p><b>3.<\/b> Microwave for about 30 seconds on high. (You want the cream cheese to soften up a little, but not get all goopy.)<\/p>\n<p><b>That&#8217;s it!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Use the crackers to scoop up the yummy mixture and enjoy.I learned this one from a coworker who&#8217;d made some for a pre-dinner snack after our school&#8217;s Halloween party. I hadn&#8217;t gotten around to doing it myself until just last night. It&#8217;s very yummy, but be careful how much you make. You&#8217;ll find yourself tempted to clean the plate, and that may be more than you really need to eat. You can always throw some plastic wrap over what&#8217;s left over and re-nuke it later. Alternatively, if you&#8217;re preparing this for a large group, you can get a larger block of cream cheese. (Adjust microwaving time according to size.)<\/p>\n<p><b>Now go eat!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tired from a busy day (more on that later) and am off to be shortly. But, you &#8211; you can go eat.<\/p>\n<p><b>^.^<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an easy one just about anybody can make!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}