{"id":33,"date":"2004-12-10T21:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T21:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2004-12-10T21:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-10T21:53:00","slug":"signs-of-the-times-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/2004\/12\/10\/signs-of-the-times-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs of the times: part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><font face=\"Helvetica\">10 Points!!!<\/font><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div><font face=\"Helvetica\">Sometimes a &#8220;no bicycles&#8221; sign just isn&#8217;t clear<br \/>\nenough. When that&#8217;s the case, you need something like<br \/>\nthis:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.whersdrew.com\/blogpics\/10points.jpg\" height=\"462\" width=\"500\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Helvetica-Bold\"><b>&#8220;OH<br \/>\nMY GOSH!!! I HAVE JUST HIT A SMALL CHILD AND HIS FOOT HAS EXPLODED!!! HOW FUNNY<br \/>\nIS THAT?!? HEY, IS IT RAINING?!?&#8221;<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Helvetica\">I<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t tell if I&#8217;m supposed to be careful while riding a bike, watch out for<br \/>\nbikes or be on the lookout for children whose limbs explode on<br \/>\nimpact&#8230;.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Helvetica\">(And is it just me, or are<br \/>\nthat kid&#8217;s legs totally not the same length? How&#8217;d his left foot get hit when it<br \/>\nshould only be just barely inside the starburst? Shoe bomber with a proximity<br \/>\ndetonator? Your guess is as good as mine.)<\/font><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 Points!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}