{"id":38,"date":"2004-11-19T09:31:24","date_gmt":"2004-11-19T09:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2004-11-19T09:31:24","modified_gmt":"2004-11-19T09:31:24","slug":"cat-sausage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/2004\/11\/19\/cat-sausage\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat sausage?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><font face=\"Helvetica\">The marketing department must be<br \/>\nstopped!<\/font><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div><font face=\"Helvetica\">I can understand the cute bentos. I get the<br \/>\nfascination with cuddly characters. I have no problem with hanging so much crap<br \/>\noff your cellphone that it becomes impossible to hold up to your<br \/>\nhead.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Helvetica-Bold\"><b>But come on &#8211; enough is<br \/>\nenough:<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.whersdrew.com\/blogpics\/catsausage.jpg\" height=\"347\" width=\"500\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Helvetica\">Do<br \/>\nyou really need to have Hello Kitty printed on sausage casings? <\/font><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The marketing department must be stopped!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}