{"id":59,"date":"2004-06-02T23:49:06","date_gmt":"2004-06-02T23:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blog\/?p=59"},"modified":"2006-05-04T16:43:32","modified_gmt":"2006-05-04T07:43:32","slug":"balloon-asses-are-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/2004\/06\/02\/balloon-asses-are-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Balloon-asses are in!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Well, if you&#8217;re a balloon.)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nI&#8217;m not feeling particularly inspired today, so here&#8217;s a random shot of a store window display from somewhere in Shibuya:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheresdrew.com\/blogpics\/balloonnasses.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing they&#8217;re selling the t-shirts, but I can&#8217;t quite fathom the reason for the bulbous balloon-asses in the display. Are they saying their shirts look great, even over large bums? Or maybe that it&#8217;s cool for girls with large bums to wear tiny thongs? (<b>Actually it is!<\/b> It shows she&#8217;s smart enough to realize that they&#8217;re more comfortable than granny drawers, and won&#8217;t look like a three-holed pillowcase on the floor.)<\/p>\n<p>Whatever point they were trying to make may have been lost on me, but that doesn&#8217;t mean I couldn&#8217;t appreciate whatever it was they&#8217;d done.What do <b>you<\/b> think the point of the display was?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Well, if you&#8217;re a balloon.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wheresdrew.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}