If you’re cute, you can’t be a lousy lay.
Okay, “New Rules” is Bill Maher’s gig, but I feel the need to make one of my own.I know there are plenty of people out there who score based on their looks alone, and I don’t have any problem with that.
I take issue with the cute ones who can’t be bothered to learn how to fuck.
It’s not like sex is an overly-complicated activity. (Well, at least not all of the time.) The basics are easy to pick up and it doesn’t take much more effort to learn some real technique.
Cute or not, if you can’t fuck you won’t get a second shot. I’m not saying you’ve got to know every trick in the book and give me the most unforgettable sex of my life. But you should at least have some idea what you’re doing.
I understand that there are people out there so happy to score somebody cute that they won’t care how bad the sex is. They’ll just be thinking, “damn! I can’t believe I got a piece of this!” and not even notice the sex is sub-par.
Me, I notice.