Wow, of all the openers to use for a conversation with a stranger…
Read moreMonth: April 2006
Lady, your child is not “spirited.”
She’s fucking possessed.
Read moreGeek, geekin’ awayyyyyy!
With my groovy, blue Gamecube!
Read moreTerritoriality on the train.
Oh, you did not just sit in my seat!
Read more“Love Hag” has been dethroned.
Inappropriateness has reached new heights.
Read moreReality does not have a game controller.
But it really should.
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