Help me out here.
Read moreMonth: September 2005
I’ll gnaw your cock off!
Are your mannequins sending the wrong message?
Read moreObligatory photos
If you go to Sydney, I think you’re required to take certain snapshots.
Read moreStop jacking off!
Oh, that’s not what it means?
Read moreThanks, Sydney!
I’d almost forgotten what vandalism looked like.
Read moreRevenge isn’t worth it
Ah, I knew there was something I forgot to put in yesterday’s post.
Read moreInfidelity
You got cheated on? Man, that sucks. So here’s what you do next.
Read moreNew Rule:
If you’re cute, you can’t be a lousy lay.
Read moreTokyo Game Show!
A day among my people.
Read moreBest. Freebie. Ever.
I have indeed chosen wisely.
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