Good things come to those who must wait.
Read moreMonth: September 2005
Wow, this person seems upset.
I oughta check my comments more often.
Read moreThis is not America
Oh, Mr. Bowie, how right you are.
Read moreThankfully not all my dreams involve courtrooms.
Some take place in libraries.
Read moreDon’t fuck with my passport.
Not even in my dreams
Read moreI spent 3 hours on my bike.
And all I got was a lot of exercise.
Read moreI need a ferret.
Not “want” – “need.”
Read moreI gave notice at work today.
It’s time for a change.
Read moreTarts Rule!
And I’m not talking ’bout pastry.
Read moreBarbara Bush
Geez, what a cunt.
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