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Read moreMonth: May 2006
The scooter of the future –
TODAY!
Read more“I have a baby-daddy.”
Chicklet, you are four years old, so I really hope that’s not true.
Read moreWanna have beautiful sperm?
You know, that’s a question I don’t think anybody’s ever asked me before.
Read moreThere’s something about Mitsubishi…
Why is it that their phones are the ones that appeal to me the most?
Read moreAnniversary of Pain
(Not an ex-girlfriend post.)
Read moreSeverely false advertising
Some people are just real shitty liars.
Read moreCleanest. Subway. Ever.
Okay, it’s not really a subway, since it’s above-ground, but still.
Read moreHere Comes Dr. Tran!
He is a real doctor.
Read moreYo, Sony! Hook me up!
I gotta have some of what you’re smokin’!
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