You know, that’s a question I don’t think anybody’s ever asked me before.
Everybody gets spam emails, and most of them are stupid. Some might make you laugh and wonder how dumb a person would have to be to fall for the scams. And then there are the ones that are so odd, you just have to share them.
Like this one:
Wanna have beautiful sperm? Spermamax can do that for you.
Your mother has always dreamed of h@ving sweet grandk1ds
but your ferti]ity functions don’t let you make her dream come true.
Don’t worry, Spermamax will make your mom happy.
http://fieldhover.com/sm/?kAHK4v
With Spermamax your sperm would t@ste so delicious as if you have been eating only healthy food.
What? The? Hell?
“Beautiful” sperm? It’ll “make your mom happy?” Should my mom be concerned with the flavor of my sperm? Or is she just supposed to be happy at the prospect of grandkids?
And how does making your sperm taste better help with fertility.
If anything, wouldnt’ that work against fertility? O.o