For those who doubted me…

…about the starfish.


I present the following evidence to support my theory that Patrick Star is a gay stereotype:

He’s bad with tools.

He has good hygiene habits.

He’s a drama queen.

He…ummmm….

Need I say more?And that’s all without bringing the fact that he’s PINK or that his name’s “Patrick Star.” (Tell me that’s not a gay stripper name.) I expect the only reason he’s wearing trunks instead of a thong is that he’s so out of shape. Put his chunky butt on a treadmill and I bet they’d show you a lot more of it.

Anybody still doubt me on this?