Love Hotel Engrish

Poetry in the bathroom?

One last little bit on the love hotel here, then
I should be finished with it.

Like most
any other hotel, the love hotels will offer stuff for your use in the bathroom –
shampoo, drinking cups, comb, condoms, etc. What made some of these items stand
out was the near-poetic Engrish on the “sanitized”
wrappers.

Here’s the
set:

Close-up
of the
cup:

And
the
hairbrush:

And
the
comb:

I
don’t know who came up with this stuff, but this is some of my favorite Engrish
yet. I have to wonder if it was composed specifically for love hotels, and if
anybody other than me has ever bothered to read it – or photograph it.
^.^