The worst kids’ choir ever.

Yes, ever.


Oh sure, they look all innocent, with the big inflatable palm trees and menorah-type thing,

but they’re not.

Yesterday there was a jamboree or some such thing in the park near my school. On the way back to work from dinner there was some strange musical show with crazy dancing and some dude in a pink bunny outfit (no pics of that as I didn’t have my camera on me at the time). He was weird enough that my friends and I went to see if he was still there later on.

He wasn’t.

Instead, we got “treated” to these little tykes. It looked okay at first. Then they started singing.

Ohhhhhhh, the singing….

Think of the worst kids’ singing you’ve ever heard. Now make them sing off-key. No, I mean really off-key. No, no – more than that.

Now, have them singing “It’s a Small World.” In Korean.

These kids should be classified as a weapon. I can see a day when loudspeakers along the DMZ blast their singing northward, successfully repelling a North Korean invasion. Sure, they may save us all, but at what cost?

At. What. Cost?