Man, the shit you can find on the internet.
I’ve been craving some new music lately (I did rip the audio tracks from the Wipeout XL game disc and put them on my iPod, but I need more than that – as good as it is), so I went where most people go when they need new tunes.
Bittorrent.
There are lots of torrent sites out there. Some for music. Some for TV. Some for games. Some for movies.
And some that do damned near everything.
It was on one of these that I ran across a band called “Anal Cunt.” Now, a name like that, you’ve just gotta take a peek and see what’s what.
Well, they suck.
To me, anyways. Noisy punk with incomprehensible lyrics and nonexistent musical skills.
But man on man, do they have great song titles.
Here are a few choice ones, from their 1999 “It Just Gets Worse” CD”
1. I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
3. I Like Drugs and Child Abuse
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos
9. I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway
12. I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
14. Body by Auschwitz
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature’s Punching Bag
21. Hitler Was a Sensitive Man
26. I Gave Nambla Pictures of Your Kid
29. Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
And most telling of all:
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
I know what you’re thinking. “Man, those are messed up titles. What are the lyrics like?”I’m glad you asked!
If your curiosity has been thorough piqued, I invite you to head on over to amazon.com and give the song samples a listen.
I’ll bet you can’t tell any of the songs apart. ^.^