A kilo from my dealer

Now, how am I going to cut it?


Good things don’t always have to come in small packages. Sometimes they come in rather large ones.

But that’ll happen when you buy in bulk.

Now, anybody who knows me knows I don’t do drugs. (Okay, I smoked pot a few times about 10 years ago, and I drink occasionally, but hardly ever to excess – I don’t even remember the last time I was full-on drunk – so by “drugs” I mean anything you can’t buy at a corner store.) So knowing that, what would I buy a kilo of that I’d need to cut?

Behold, the power of cheese!

Yes, I bought a huge-assed (appropriate adjective, given the dietary content of cheese) brick of cheese.

“Why?” you ask.

Because I was at Costco! I had to go out there with my boss’ husband to get a bunch of stuff for our school BBQ party and figured, “hey, since I’m here I may as well get some stuff for myself.” The cheese was kind of an impulse buy, but not really. It’s the same kind I usually get from the import food shop near my station, but at about half the cost.

And being Costco, I had to buy a brick of it.

It’s worth it though. Even if I only eat half of it (which is probably more than any person should eat on their own) it works out to being the same price as I’d pay buying it in smaller chunks. So if I eat more than half, it’s like getting free cheese.

Free cheese! Mmmmmmm……. ^.^