Please, won’t somebody think of the tits?

I mean in a more general sense, not the specific way you normally do.


Some people are just too uptight for their own good. They seem to take pride in ruining what’s fun for some people and a good way for others to earn a living.

The nicely-stacked others, that is.

Seriously, how could anybody with half a brain see a nice rack as a health hazard? Nice tits are something everybody can enjoy, even if only as furtive glances (or open stares) from afar. Low-cut tops on barmaids should not be outlawed.

They should be mandatory.