“Do you wanna spit in my face?”

You know, there are some things you just don’t expect to hear a chick say.

Even in porn.

Now, I’m no prude. I know people are into all kinds of stuff when they get into bed with each other. Heck, I’ve heard some…different…stuff during sex before, but never like that.I guess maybe it’s some kind of degradation thing, and if that’s what does it for you – cool. But please, keep it to yourself – and out of porn.

It’s a bit of a mood-killer.

When I see two chicks going at it, one of them giving the other a sound fingerbanging, the last thing I expect – or want – to hear is, “do you wanna spit in my face?” And even if she does wanna do it, I don’t wanna see it.

And I hope I’m not alone here.

I know some stuff becomes mainstream after it’s been around for a while, but this is one kink I’m hoping stays far outside the main.

Far, far outside.