Language sure can be funny sometimes.
Read moreMonth: March 2004
The coolest pen ever.
Even James Bond ain’t got shit like this!
Read moreI should take shortcuts more often.
It’s amazing the things you can find a block away from home.
Read more“Teacher, you’re fat!”
Wow, your grasp of the obvious stuns me.
Read moreinstitutionalized lameness
It’s all so clear to me now.
Read moreYou gonna eat that?
Sometimes appearances can be quite deceiving.
Read moreGomicats!
(Yes, I’m using a Japanese word to refer to Korean cats.)
Read more“MINE!”
(Just a brief note for today.)
Read more“Are you fun?”
Yeah, I’m a real hoot once you get to know me.
Read more“He has sexy hips!”
You know, there are some thoughts people should just keep to themselves.
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