…but do you have to do it right beneath my window?
Read moreMonth: May 2005
Patriotic junk
Please, take care when dressing your kids.
Read moreAll hail McDonald’s!
They’ve got just what you need.
Read moreThe long, slow march…
…of the Gorton’s Fishermen.
Read moreNow I know why the parks here have no grass.
It’s this old bugger’s fault.
Read moreHow can you spot a stylish Japanese woman?
She’s the one who wants to be white trash.
Read moreEver have one of those days?
The kind where everything seemed to go right? (Updated!)
Read moreMove over, bacon!
Here’s something meatier.
Read moreMaybe it’s not the sun.
Maybe it’s me!
Read moreThe end of an era.
In this case, parting is very sweet sorrow.
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