You got cheated on? Man, that sucks. So here’s what you do next.
Read moreAuthor: Drew
New Rule:
If you’re cute, you can’t be a lousy lay.
Read moreTokyo Game Show!
A day among my people.
Read moreBest. Freebie. Ever.
I have indeed chosen wisely.
Read more18 days later and $50 less
Good things come to those who must wait.
Read moreWow, this person seems upset.
I oughta check my comments more often.
Read moreThis is not America
Oh, Mr. Bowie, how right you are.
Read moreThankfully not all my dreams involve courtrooms.
Some take place in libraries.
Read moreDon’t fuck with my passport.
Not even in my dreams
Read moreI need a ferret.
Not “want” – “need.”
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