Look for it in the snack and cracker aisle of your supermarket.
Read moreAuthor: Drew
Ass people.
Don’t lie to them for money.
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Hey, look what I can do!
Read moreIt’s not all about you.
Did you even notice that elevators have a tendency to increase some people’s sense of self importance?
Read moreReading is fundamental
And I suppose understanding doesn’t hurt either.
Read moreI once was blind, but now I see…
…cheeseburgers!
Read moreOld Skool
Yes, it’s meant to be spelled that way. (And I probably should’ve used two “k”s.)
Read moreIt took ’em long enough.
After 10 and a half months, one of my classes gave me a nickname.
Read moreBig Corn!
Nothing else cools you off better on a hot summer’s day.
Read moreRaindrops on bare skin
isn’t always a pleasant sensation.
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