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I hate my retinas.
Or they hate me. I’m not sure which it is.
Read moreJapanese money
Ever seen any?
Read moreFried Chicken
Look for it in the snack and cracker aisle of your supermarket.
Read moreAss people.
Don’t lie to them for money.
Read more????
Hey, look what I can do!
Read moreIt’s not all about you.
Did you even notice that elevators have a tendency to increase some people’s sense of self importance?
Read moreReading is fundamental
And I suppose understanding doesn’t hurt either.
Read moreI once was blind, but now I see…
…cheeseburgers!
Read moreA gift, from me to you.
(Don’t worry, you didn’t have to get me anything.)
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