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Mii Want!!!
Mii, riily, riily want! ^.^
Read moreSnakes on a Plane?
Hells yes!
Read moreI miss her shoes.
Unlike the last post, this isn’t about some sort of kink.
Read moreIf you’re going to get fucked in the ass, you’re probably better off having a chick do it.
I know what you’re thinking. “Three-and-a-half weeks with no posts and this is what he comes back with?!?”
Read moreMonkey Flashback!
(Complete with photo.)
Read moreThe scooter of the future –
TODAY!
Read more“I have a baby-daddy.”
Chicklet, you are four years old, so I really hope that’s not true.
Read moreWanna have beautiful sperm?
You know, that’s a question I don’t think anybody’s ever asked me before.
Read moreThere’s something about Mitsubishi…
Why is it that their phones are the ones that appeal to me the most?
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