(No, it’s not a prison story.)
Read moreAuthor: Drew
Do the Blue?
What the hell’s been going on with soda while I’ve been away?
Read moreNot all asians are good at math.
Do you know what 398 + 5 is?
Read moreHow much is that doggy in the window?
A helluva lot more than you’d ever want to pay, that’s for sure!
Read moreTom Leykis was wrong.
Sometimes coffee dates can turn out a whole lot better than you’d expect.
Read moreGeek shopping!
Is there anything better?
Read moreThe most boring job in the world.
(Thankfully it’s not mine.)
Read moreSemi-hard?
Just stroke it more!
Read moreThe more things change,
the more they really fucking change.
Read moreMy iPod is my friend.
I should bring it with me everywhere I go.
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