If you’re cute, you can’t be a lousy lay.
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Tokyo Game Show!
A day among my people.
Read moreBest. Freebie. Ever.
I have indeed chosen wisely.
Read more18 days later and $50 less
Good things come to those who must wait.
Read moreWow, this person seems upset.
I oughta check my comments more often.
Read moreThis is not America
Oh, Mr. Bowie, how right you are.
Read moreThankfully not all my dreams involve courtrooms.
Some take place in libraries.
Read moreDon’t fuck with my passport.
Not even in my dreams
Read moreI spent 3 hours on my bike.
And all I got was a lot of exercise.
Read moreI need a ferret.
Not “want” – “need.”
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