Hands down, the coolest nickname I’ve ever been given.
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Not only am I a teacher, I also play one on TV!
(Maybe.)
Read moreIt’s probably a good thing my vacation was only great for the last few days.
Three weeks like those three days would’ve likely killed me. ^.^
Read moreIf you’re going to get gangbanged at a sex club…
…you have no business acting like a prude.
Read moreEvery morning should start with a happy ending.
But it would be nice to be awake enough to truly enjoy it.
Read moreDead muppets go to Japan.
Where they are then turned into cushions.
Read moreA random compliment can make your whole day.
Even if it might not have been directed at you.
Read moreEddie Izzard is Brilliant
So why can’t he get a decent movie role?
Read moreMonkeys, monkeys everywhere!
And I must steal their shorts.
Read moreThermometers, not calendars.
That’s the key.
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