…you have no business acting like a prude.
Read moreMonth: January 2005
Every morning should start with a happy ending.
But it would be nice to be awake enough to truly enjoy it.
Read moreDead muppets go to Japan.
Where they are then turned into cushions.
Read moreA random compliment can make your whole day.
Even if it might not have been directed at you.
Read moreEddie Izzard is Brilliant
So why can’t he get a decent movie role?
Read moreMonkeys, monkeys everywhere!
And I must steal their shorts.
Read moreThermometers, not calendars.
That’s the key.
Read moreA Kit-Kat for every season
and every palate.
Read more“Used Hard”
You gotta love truth in advertising.
Read moreBoobs and Beer
What else do you need to have a good New Year’s Eve?
Read more