Can fate be determined by a bottlecap?
Read moreMonth: August 2005
Please, won’t somebody think of the tits?
I mean in a more general sense, not the specific way you normally do.
Read moreLighter fluid is for pussies.
Real men cook out with napalm.
Read moreShake your monkey maker!
No, that’s not a typo.
Read moreT-minus 6 days and counting.
Warning: Impending vacation!
Read moreWait, what was I saying?
I hope it was at least something important.
Read moreIf Benny Hill fucked 50 Cent
their kid would make music like this.
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