Unless I get to be first. (Or close to it.)
Read moreAuthor: Drew
Anybody know how to change the channel in my head?
I want to have some cool dreams.
Read moreSweet, sweet temptation…
The danger of “10% off.”
Read moreWhat the hell is this?
I know, but do you?
Read moreJoots or Beans?
What would you call these?
Read moreWhat kind of car is this?
Anybody know?
Read moreNow this is how you run a giveaway!
Pepsi, you taking notes?
Read moreOh, Pepsi…
…why do you mock me so?
Read moreWhat price comfort?
About $60 a pair.
Read more“Pure” bliss.
Oh, hells yes!
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