No, this isn’t about porn.
Read moreAuthor: Drew
Something looks different here….
Ya think?
Read more“Money or Pussy?”
Wow, of all the openers to use for a conversation with a stranger…
Read moreLady, your child is not “spirited.”
She’s fucking possessed.
Read moreGeek, geekin’ awayyyyyy!
With my groovy, blue Gamecube!
Read moreTerritoriality on the train.
Oh, you did not just sit in my seat!
Read more“Love Hag” has been dethroned.
Inappropriateness has reached new heights.
Read moreReality does not have a game controller.
But it really should.
Read more“He called me a ‘fucking monkey.'”
Don’t sweat it. He probably thought you worked for Sofmap.
Read moreLet there be Lite!
The hottest ticket in town isn’t that hard to get.
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