But it would be nice to be awake enough to truly enjoy it.
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Dead muppets go to Japan.
Where they are then turned into cushions.
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Even if it might not have been directed at you.
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So why can’t he get a decent movie role?
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And I must steal their shorts.
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That’s the key.
Read moreA Kit-Kat for every season
and every palate.
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You gotta love truth in advertising.
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What else do you need to have a good New Year’s Eve?
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That’s when you realize you’ll never see it all.
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