The third-most expensive thing I’ve ever bought.
Read moreMonth: June 2005
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From my hard drive.
Read moreNobody feels sorry for an ugly kid.
Not trying to be harsh here, but it’s true.
Read moreUpdate Irregularities
There’s no need to adjust your set.
Read moreEbay Assholes
Some people’s kids just can’t play nice.
Read moreEveryday say “moose.”
For your body. For your life.
Read moreMy Li’l Gansta Shadow
He follows me around, but I don’t really want to keep him.
Read moreCashing in on geeks.
Well, trying to.
Read moreIs it possible…
…to get electrolysis on your face?
Read moreMy cartoons impress me.
Gotta love a show that’s willing to call “bullshit” on itself.
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